| Perpetual_Bubblewrap This stuff comes right back as soon as you've popped it. |
| Phoons_from_Around_the_World Invites people from around the world send in pictures standing on one foot in interesting settings. |
| The_Pig_War_Appreciation_Society Tongue-in-cheek re-enactment of the Pig War that took place on San Juan Island. |
| Pool_Cleaners_from_Distant_Planets Aliens give reviews of pop culture, rants, opinions, and answers to questions. |
| Poor_Is Grim money saving tips for the hard up. |
| Rancid_Bob\'s_E-zine A stupid 'zine with stupid content. |
| Real_Ultimate_Power__The_Official_Ninja_Webpage Obsessive, widely parodied ninja-related humor |
| Restrooms_of_the_Future Compilation of humorous articles about toilets. |
| Scampton_Manor_Veterinary_Optician,_The A curious collection of absurd art, ludicrous language courses, crazy conjectures plus a weird weekly poem. |
| Sensory_Deprivation The things your mother never told you about - from organ trading to Scientology to facial hair of the future. |
| Skankybitch A rant against all that is skanky, stupid or just plain rubbish. |
| Skush Offbeat animation and dark fiction. |
| Sloar_Society Evil organization devoted to causing suffering and the end of the world. |
| Society_for_the_Attainment_of_Total_Abstinence A web-wide organization helping people develop a personal relationship with Abstinence. |
| spellingmistakescostlives_com Covering diverse topics, including legless horses, insect battledrome and stunted napoleons. |
| S-P-O-N-G-E Investigations into occult conspiracies, with an archive of stories and gallery of artifacts. |
| StatueMolesters_com Photographs and commentary about people interefering with statues in an obscene manner. |
| Strongsmell_com Humor about gaseous elements and francophones. |
| Stumpy_Moose Features, reviews and links, optimized for people with too much time on their hands. |
| System_Studios Creators of a very amateurish robot suit with a gallery of adventures. |
| The_Team_Fishcake_Cyber_Sanitorium Surreal, satirical, original, British humor. |
| Temple_ov_thee_Lemur Parodies, comics and bizarre humor. |
| Themanwhofellasleep Animations, writings, tales of the London Underground, disturbing journals and badgers. |
| The_Third_Nipple A humor site dedicated to Triple Nipples and people who have them. |
| The_Thirteenth_Dimension The home of bizarre postcards for friends and loved ones, a goofy comic strip series, and an odd collection of original haiku. |
| Traffic_Cone_Preservation_Society A humorous study of traffic cones. Field guide, pictorial history, evolution, popular culture, membership information and links. |
| Try_This_At_Home Storyboard of some lego figures building a giant joint. |
| Uncle_Hungry\'s_Truckstop Featuring mindvomit, travel, trepanation, defenestration, booze, pirates and truck driver Jesus. Focusing on New Zealand, America and the UK. |
| Unusual_Museums_of_the_Internet_Webring A variety of strange museums and collections. |
| Vanity_License_Plates List of vanity plates from personal observations, people's submissions and also from postings in the usenet newsgroup. |
| Virtual_Bubblewrap All about this versatile wrapping material, the etiquette of how to use it, plus virtual bubblewrap to pop against the clock. |
| The_Vomitorium Stories and pictures of drunken vomiting escapades. |
| Wacky_Labels Free downloadable printable novelty labels. |
| Weird_Crap Strange diversions, original stories, games and comics. |
| Weirdhumor_com A collection of slightly offbeat humor. |
| Whangdoodle Offbeat articles, fictional interviews, satire and comment, plus infrequently asked questions and bogus advice. |
| World_Control_Headquarters A one-world society ruled by a corporation, not government. Complete information source, including employment. |
| Yay_For_The_Website Offbeat humor, comedy animations, images, games and random quotes. |
| The_Banjo_Fence_Project Original video comedy, stories, and a collection of funny translations. |
| Clickhere_gr Hundreds of funny videos, photos, jokes, original wallpapers and more. |
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