| Film_Fight A wry look at character match ups. |
| Funny_Celebrity_Pictures A collection of Photoshop spoofs, police blotters, mugshots, and what-ifs. |
| George_Clooney\'s_Ass A rare photograph of this movie star. |
| Go_Fug_Yourself Commentary on celebrities with unfortunate dress sense. |
| The_Gorskys_Celebrity_pictures Pictures of The Gorskys with some of the worlds most famous celebrities. |
| IanMeets_com Photographs of the eponymous Ian with celebrities and ordinary people. |
| The_Just_Plain_Strange_Column Letterman, Leno and others pitched head-to-head to come up with the best quotes. |
| MugShots_com Mugshots featuring celebrities, sports personalities, hardened criminals and unusual looking people. |
| Pear_Harbour Lampooning films and movie star lives. |
| Police_Mugshots_Of_Celebrities Features incarceration photos of Hollywood and sports stars. |
| Scott\'s_Soundboards Popular celebrities speak some well-known lines. |
| The_Scriptorium Guide to Samuel West films and a collection of stories about British actors. |
| Snarkywood Catty comment about famous people. |
| Spacky_Races Steven Hawking and Christopher Reeves battle it out. Interactive. |
| Subversive_Celebrity_Dossier A list of modern stars are reviewed in a McCarthy-like fashion. |
| They_Died_in_Florida Guess which of these celebrities died in Florida. |
| Weird_Images_Celebrities Funny pictures of celebrities with strange diseases like Big Head Syndrome. |
| Adventures_of_Brian,_The_Confused_Mail_Clerk A humorous story, written by its own readers. |
| Amazing_Baconizer,_The Online version of the Kevin Bacon game shows degrees of separation between unlikely bedfellows in books, movies, music, games and software. Search by category, popularity, or simple text entry. |
| Are_You_A_Freak? Find out how unique you feel you need to be with this online quiz. |
| The_Beanie_Baby_Blaster Tired of those cute little monsters? Kill a beanie today. |
| Cartman_Interactive South Park fan site featuring animation and sound. |
| Cartoon_Magic Visitors can create personalised interactive Flash cartoons by uploading photographs of friends, famous people or family. |
| The_Comedy_Robot Visitors can rate jokes told by an animated robot. |
| The_Cyborg_Name_Generator Visitors can find what acronymn their name would stand for if they were a cybernetic organism. |
| Dope_Game Trade illegal drugs throughout European capitals. |
| Dress-Up_Games Dress up celebrities, nerds, historical figures and many others. Also a dress-up site for kids. |
| Eating_New_Yorkers Interactive story where the visitor plays the part of a monster eating people in New York. |
| Eddie_Crush_Predicts A virtual folding paper future predicting thing. |
| Electric_Park Includes egglatin, electronic cardshop, chienworks chat, and the ersatz dictionary. |
| eLouai\'s_Smiley_Creator Visitors can create their own smiley faces from a variety of expressions and accessories. |
| English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer_Translator An online form translating English to 3NGLISH. |
| Entertainment Interactive games, stories, and magic cards. |
| Find-the-Monkey An amusing web diversion where the user is asked to select the monkey from among several images given. |
| Fishing_For_Love An interactive comedy featuring a misfit filing clerk and a smart girl from the 10th floor. |
| Funky_Afro Give expanding roster of animated individuals cliched haircuts, or just watch them dance. |
| Funny_Pages Hundreds of funny interactive pages to send to friend or relatives, ranging from greetings pages to insults. |
| Get_Your_Star_at_Hollywood_Boulevard Enter your name in the URL and see a photograph of your own star. |
| Insanity_Club This quiz will help you determine and deal with your sanity. |
| Interactive_Humor Humor and fun served with jokes, games, interactive polls, and parodies. |
The Des Lynam Page
Des QuoteAt the Atlanta Olympics:-"Going down to the pub is not yet an Olympic sport, but beach volleyball is."Des QuoteAt the Races:-After winning the Grand National the winning jockey said,"Sex is an anti-climax after that!" Des's reply was, "Well, you gave the horse a wonderful ride, everyone saw that."Des QuoteAt Wimbledon:-As a steward led the crowd in a sing-along during rain interrupted play: "He's a household name - in his own household at any rate."Des QuoteOn John Motson:-"While there are aspects of the Motsonian character that induce words like 'train' and 'spotting' to spring to mind, the fellow is actually a class act."Des QuoteAt the Atlanta Olympics:-"If you'd told me before these Olympics that an Irish swimmer would win three old medals I'd have said, 'Whatever you do, keep the straitjacket on.'' "Des QuoteAt Wimbledon:-"Greg Rusedski. He's British, honest."Des QuoteAt Wimbledon:-Just before Cliff Richard sang Summer Holiday: "I hope he doesn't do Summer Holiday."Des QuoteFootball comment:-"Peter Shilton conceded five - you don't get many of those to the dozen."Des QuoteFootball comment:-"More football later, but first let's see the goals from the Scottish Cup Final"Des QuoteFootball comment:-"Poborsky's had one or two moments - two, actually."Des QuoteOn Boxing:-"Round 1. Start of the fight, in fact."Des QuoteOn Athletics:-"That would have won him the gold medal in the championship four years ago which he won anyway."Des QuoteFootball comment:-Ally McCoist said: "That was the goal that killed off the game."Des replied: "Actually Ally, I think what you meant to say was, 'that was the goal that inspired Marseille to a great fight-back.' We wouldn't want any of our viewers to switch off."Des QuoteFootball comment:-"Kicked wide of the goal with such precision."Des QuoteOn Jimmy Hill:-"I have never worked with a nicer and more agreeable guy."Des QuoteFootball comment:-"Oh Christ, not more bloody football."Des JokeOne day Princess Potato told her father King Edward that she wanted to get married. She told her father that she had met the most witty, charming and downright sexy man in the world. King Edward asked if he knew this man and she replied that it was Des Lynam. The king said "You can't marry him". "Why not?" asked the princess. The king replied "Because he's a commentator".
Des QuoteNumber comment:-"Who needs a computer if you've got balls ?"Des QuoteAt Wimbledon:-"This is live rain we are watching, not recorded rain."Des JokeDes Lynam, Alan Hansen and Andy Gray are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side I must first ask you what you believe in."Addressing Mr Hansen first he asks, "What do you believe ?"Big Al looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the slums of Sao Paolo to the mansions of Chelsea. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to those people who stood on the terraces at Anfield."God looks up and offers Alan the seat to his left.He then turns to Andy Gray. "And you Mr Gray. What do you believe ?"Andy stands tall and proud. "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals of life, and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits."God, moved by the passion of the speech, offers Andy the seat to his right.Finally, he turns to Des Lynam. "And you Mr Lynam, what do you believe ?""I believe", says Des smoothly, "You are in my seat !!"
